SEGMENT 13 Picks

Hoose--Generically Vague A's

Dustin--Kansas City Mullets

Ken--Toronto Blue Jays

 Eliot--Houston Lastros

Stormy--New York Steroid Yanks

Pete--KC Hemorrhoids

Johnny--New York Yankers

Jeff--Arizona Dbags

Brian--New York Mets

I'm going to go with the New York Mets from 08/22 until 08/31.

I'm hoping the Mets can continue to bring me up from the bottom of the toilet bowl of the league to the top..

If they have a good week, I'll do some lines with Doc Gooden, Darryl Strawberry, and Keith Hernandez.

If they don't have a good week, I'll still do some nose sugar with Doc Godden, Darryl Strawberry, and Keith Hernandez.

Jeets--Soul crushing Yankees

Enrique--New York Metropolitans